butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I smell like Dick and happiness
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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