I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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