We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
pop tarts are not kleenex
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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