We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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