ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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