Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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