The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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