i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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