I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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