i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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