She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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