I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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