i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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