evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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