wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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