I think i peed on brittanys purse
He is an equal opportunity slut.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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