I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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