Got a toothbrush?
...so i touched it.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
