so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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