Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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