Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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