So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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