I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
where am i from again
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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