Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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