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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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