:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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