Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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