Just fell off a train. Bad.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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