what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
Randomize
