i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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