I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Randomize
