TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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