we have officially lost it.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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