I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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