The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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