Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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