she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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