My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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