just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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