did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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