just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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