I want to stick my p in your. b.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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