I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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