its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
