he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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