Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Come share oat with me in your robe
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Drunk is a universal language darling
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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