Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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