Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
