god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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