If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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