I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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