Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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