Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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