: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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